Our Doctor,
Whose Art is Health Care,
Helpful be thy name.
Thy kindness felt,
Thy ill made well,
through prevention and detection.

Give us this day our daily breath,
and forgive us our constant tension,
as we forgive those fleeting and infrequent afflictions.

And lead us not into self-diagnosis,
but deliver from pharmaceutical-dependence.

For thine is the wisdom,
the practice and the guidance,
for everyone, everywhere.

Ahem.

(inspired by misreading a bumper sticker)

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